I love your hairy dick (including your balls and shaft hair) because I keep mine intact as well. I also do a combination of humping/thrusting my penis into my hand as well as just going up and down on it that I see most guys do. In high school I'd masturbate under the desk in the back of the classroom. I always wore a reservoir-tip condom so there would be no giveaway mess. Also, pushed my pubic and shaft hair back before rolling it down to the base, so it wouldn't get pulled.